I watched Salo. The beginning is boring. Four men sign a book and talk in a foreign language. I don’t like reading so I didn’t read the subtitles. They are ugly men and look mad.
Then there are people riding bikes. They are happy, and I’m happy too. Then the bad men with guns show up and take them away. It was scary.
Then there are more people. They are in a mansion. It is a long time ago. I don’t care because I don’t care about the 1930s or 1940s or whatever. A nasty old woman takes their clothes off. I did not get that happy feeling like when I watched Bang Bus, so I was not happy, again. One girl has bad teeth, so she goes away. The mean men talk a lot, and it’s boring. It’s boring because I don’t like to read. I don’t know why I’m watching this if I don’t like it so much.
Then nice lady in the white dress tells some stories. Some people are naked. One of the boys was bad, so a mean man takes him to be spanked. The spanking wears him out. He says something to the ugly woman but I didn’t bother to read it. I don’t care.
Then there’s another story. A girl gets upset and cries. She is naked. The mean bad man uses the bathroom on the floor. He yells at the girl because she’s crying. I cry too. He yells and she eats the poopie. She does not like the poopie. I don’t like the poopie. I was sad.
Then there’s a lot of poopie. Everybody eats it. It’s gross, and I threw up.
Then the naked people get killed. The bad men dance. The end.
This movie made me feel bad and sad, so I don't like it. I don't think anyone should watch it because it's poopie. I want a happy movie I don't have to read and where people wear clothes all the time, like Fireproof.